Feed The Need Productions’ Script
Nick: Tonight’s going to be meg brag.
Heather: Yeah, I can’t wait to go to Mars and get weasel-faced at Rumble Spot.
Nick: I want to look meg squelch with my neck bat.
Randy: What are you talking about, units?
Heather: The trip to Mars, unit!
Nick: Like, didn’t you get our m-chat?
Randy: M-chat?
Heather: You’re so null, you don’t have a feed? Everyone does.
Randy: Well, like, what’s so brag about the feed?
Nick: Are you kidding, unit? You can look up like stuff and shit…everything, unit!
Heather: Unit, you like don’t even have to try anymore.
Randy: Wow!! Units, you’re so cool.
Nick: No wrong! Just get the feed like everyone else.
Heather: Well, see ya later, unit. Maybe if you had the feed you would’ve known the plans.
Randy: I really need to get the feed…
Cait: Has this ever happened to you? Do you like being left behind because you can’t keep up with your units’ technology? 73% of people have the feed. Do you want to be the null 27% left out? Of course you don’t! There’s hope for you! Impress your units and get the Feed. It’s meg youch! Never be left out again.
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